How Does One Get To Be Headscissored?

Then I will tell you three situations that I witnessed during the month of October. Each of these stories could be considered as not credible, but in fact occurred.

"nose for news"

turns out that one day on his way to a place and, as is my custom, I took the metro at Miramar in Viña del Mar. Possibly went to journalism school Pontificia Universidad Católica de Valparaíso. Inside the train were two newspaper vendors - How vai? said one after the greeting. Then the other, pointing to the pile of daily "La Estrella " wearing said: "I've been re fucking bad. More over this jerk (the newspaper's editor) would think to put a picture of a hole in the street instead of the dead man found in Playa Amarilla. If there since the stiff and have sold all day. " Upon hearing this, did not know whether to laugh with the comment or worry about the laziness of the publisher.

Anyway, I must be honest and admit that as I laughed, because it seems that those of "Star " were wrong to make contracts and sent sell the paper to the wrong person.

"Street Ball tits"

In my innocence I thought that, after the famous "wena naty" and seeing a couple having sex at seven o'clock just in front of the Plaza the Bishopric in the cold city of Osorno or that daring duo that "sapi" becoming as box Acapulco Playa Vina . Never see anymore other amateur sex acts in public. However, I was wrong ...

In order that, at about six o'clock in the afternoon, a hot spring day marine biology an unexpected event surprised me. That afternoon, I was half sleepy and hungry RECAGE way to my house, but there was something I woke up suddenly and took away my appetite. When I headed toward my street, I saw a man and a woman medio borrachos o, mejor dicho, entero curados que caminaban por la misma vereda. Al cruzarnos, escuché algo que me dejó ¡plop!

-Ya po’h un poquito, dijo él mientras estiraba la lengua sobre el escote de la mujer.
-Córtala po’h hueón, gruñó “la dama” tambaleándose.

-Ya po’h insistió el enamorado borrachín.

-¡Ya oh! Expresó ella algo más convencida bajando su escote y dejando ver su colorado pezón con aro incluido. En ése momento, como un lagarto el beodo joven extendió serpentine tongue to lick it off. After that, I thought that all those who persist in saying that the Chileans are still living in cartridges the Colony. If it is true that uncover unusual, featuring a couple of punks thirties and decadent, it could be a dream to have been caused by alcohol, but anything tit air was illusory.

"This is power"

came from Valparaiso by bus when suddenly, not wanting to wanting to put my ear to a conversation. Joteándose came a skinny friend of mine. He pointed its pin Un Techo Para Chile, who proudly wore on his chest, broke with the goat that was telling power. His argument was that the mines melted when they saw someone of Roof and also on the reels was the center of attention because everyone wanted to be that institution. Upon hearing this, I remembered the voice of a former boss, Rodrigo Reyes said: "Social co-dependency is the poor need to live, because we do well and brings benefits."